Nahane ke pani me kya dale


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    May 10, Phir Hera Pheri is a Bollywood comedy movie. It is a sequel to the movie Hera Pheri. Hera Pheri movie ended with Raju, Shyam and Baburao becoming rich. However its sequel Phir Hera Pheri has a twist in the story. Now the rich trio lost all their money in a scam but soon they got another way to become rich again. Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues and impressive acting created a great level of comedy.

    The movie can be watched with the whole family together. We bring all Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues on one page. Enjoy it! Ameer admi 15 minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, 1 ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai.

    Baburao- Arre pandu rangaa… Mera biwi kidhar re baba, baaju wale ka leke baith lun kya. Raju- He ram… Ye babu bhaiya ka kya karenge yaar, inke haath mein sone ka lota diya na toh fir bhi inhe bheekh hi mangnaa hai. Arre itna bada swimming pool hai, fir bhi baalti mein rassi baandh ke nahaane baith jayenge, aas-padosh mein kya izzat reh jayegi, kuwa khod rakha hai maine yaha… Raju- Ae chotu, kisi ko mere bangle mein bhej ke AC kyun nahi manga leta, kitni garmi hai yaha.

    Pappu- Itni charwi hai to 5-star hotel mein chai kyo nahi pi leta. Raju- Bete aadat ho gayi hai, ek jamaana tha jab humbhi gareeb hua karte the. Raato raat crorepati ho gaye hum. Pappu- Raato rat crorepati? Raju- 25 din mein crorepati. Pappu- Crorepati 25 din mein? Main koyi gaav se aya hun kya. Nakli note chaapne ka dhanda hai kya?

    Raju- Dhandha nahi hai, ek scheme hai, ameero ki scheme mere haath lagi hai, 25 din me paisa double. Pappu- 25 din me paisa double? Raju- Ye scheme kisi aire-gaire-natthu-gaire ke liye nahi hai, iske liye badi uchi pehchaan chahiye, pahoch chahiye. Pappu- Ae bhai, abhi apni pehchan ho gayi na. Raju- Arre tujhe jaane abhi kitna time hua hai.

    Pappu- Abhi 7 minute toh ho gaya na bhai. Raju- Achha thik hai, iske liye kam se kam 70 lakh rupaye chahiye. Pappu- 70 Lakh? Raju- Jor-jor se bolke logo ko scheme bata de. Baburao- Raat bhar khaas raha tha, jakar mere baatli se do ghunt maar le. Shyam- Kyon, daru peene se khaasi chali jayegi kya? Baburao- Arre daru me mere baap ka garage chala gaya, pura property chala gaya, khud mera baap chala gaya, tera khaasi kyon nahi jayega re.

    Pappu- Paisa ho to kya kuch nahi ho sakta hai. Raju- Paisa laya? Pappu- Laya na bhai ye lo, bhai andar baith ke gin le? Raju- Andar kuch nahi hai hum log baithte-waithte nahi hain. Pappu- Bhai thoda paani-wani to ho jana chahiye. Raju- Ae Shyam, ye le re ek wakt ki roti aur babu bhaiya ka do wakt ka baatli leke aya hun main.

    Shyam- Tu ye khaane ke liye paise kaha se leke aya hai lekin. Raju- Paise kya cheej hai, haath ki mail hai. Baburao- Arre to pehle bolna chahiye na, abhi main first class naha ke nikla pura mail nikal diya. Chote- Ae toop, toop-taap lehne ta. Tiwali tet ka paita thaya tum logo ne? Daan te maal dunga le. Baburao- Muh se supaari nikaal ke baat kar re baba. Raju- Iske muh me paidayishi supaari hai, ye totla hai.

    Chote- Ae kya tutul-putul. Shyam- Wo aap kya bol rahe ho samajh me nahi aa raha hai, wo kya hai niche subtitle bhi nahi hai na. Chote- Ae toop, taamne te dawaab deta hai tu. Baburao- Ye chinese bolta hai, hum log chinese khata hai baba, samajhta nahi hai. Chote- Beet laat de. Baburao- 20 laat? Chote- Abe beet laat de.

    Baburao- Kaisa isko laat marega re baba. Raju- Mere ko bahut jor se bathroom aya hai. Unknown- Ghar ja ke karna. Raju- Nahi ghar tak nahi jaunga mera nikal jayega please, Mai yaha kar leta hun gatar me, samjha karo mera kidney kharab hai.

    Baburao- Raju tera ko kidney ka bimari hai, tu bola nahi re baba mere ko. Shyam- Bhai shahab jane do isko nahi to yahi kar dega, kidney kharab hai uska. Unknown- Bhaag gaya to. Raju- Bhaagega kyo mai, mera kya dimaak kharab hai.

    Ye dono hai na tumhare saath, mai bhaagega nahi. Baburao- Ye kya humko girvi rakhega re tu. Unknown- Haan thik hai jaldi ja. Baburao- Sala pesaab ke liye girvi rakhta hai humko. Ye baba kidney ka bimari bahut bura re, din me 10 baar pani piyo 20 baar jao, aadha jindagi sala bathroom me hi chala jata hai re. Unknown- Ae wo wapas kyo nahi aya re, kahi bhaag to nahi gaya wo? Shyam- Mere ko to lagta hai uske kidney me heart attack ho gaya hoga, gir gaya hoga kahi, mai usko utha ke leke ata hun.

    Unknown- Tu wapas nahi aya to. Shyam- Arre mai kaise bhagega, kaahe ko bhagega, babu bhaiya hai na apke paas girvi. Baburao- kya, mere ko kya gale ka mangalshutra samjha hai girvi rakh ke jata hai, wo pesab ke liye girvi rakhega tu heart attack ke liye, kya samjha hai, ae baba ye bhaag jayega.

    Unknown- Ae tum dono bhi jao re iske saath me. Shyam- Mai leke ata hun usko. Baburao- Ae baba time bahut kharab aa gaya hai re, pehle heart me hota tha heart attack ab kidney me bhi heart attack hota hai.

    Unknown- Ye log aaye kyun nahi re abhi tak. Baburao- Abhi meri bari hai mai jake dekh ke ata hai. Unknown- Ae chup, edda samjha hai kya, tu idhar hi baith, hum dono dekh ke ate hain. Baburao- Ae gunda bhai, idhar aao, ye gadi lock kaun karega baba, khula nahi chodne ka, mai bhaag gaya to.

    Unknown- Haan thik hai thik hai. Baburao- Ye kya sala khidki to khula hi rakh ke gaya hai re. Kya gunda banega re tu. Shyam- Babu bhaiya jaldi aao. Baburao- Arre nahi baba nahi aa sakta, gadi mere bharose pe chhod ke gaya hai, usko bura lagega re nahi aa sakta. Raju- Dekho, kisi ko malum nahi padna chahiye ki hum kaha ja rahe hain, varna gunde piche padd jayenge.

    Baburao- Arre kisi ko pata nahi chalega, maine sabko bol diya hai Kolhapur nahi ja rahe hain bas. Raju- Mai jaunga us totke tiwari ke paas, usko bolunga ladki ko chhod de aur mujhe pakad le. Baburao- Wo totla Tiwari edda hai, wo tere ko jaan lelega re.

    Raju- Maar dalega na mere ko to maar dale, khatam kar dale, kam se kam ye paap to mere sar se hatega. Jata hun uske paas aur us ladki ki jindagi ki bheekh mangta hun.

    Baburao- Ae Raju, ae halkat, ye sakal dekha hai re tera, kaun bheekh degare tere ko. Mujhe dekh baba mai ready-made bhikhari lagta hai, mere ko tere saath ana padega. Baburao- Ye saram nahi ata hai, tera vajah se mera atmahatya karne ka time aa gayela hai. Kidhar se laake degare baba, wo totla saand ko paisa kidhar se laake dega tu? Raju- Gunehgaar hun na mai apka, ab to ek hi rasta bacha hai mere paas.

    Baburao- To ab kya dhoti bechega mera. Raju- Har insaan ke paas do kidney hoti hai, lekin insan ek kidney par bhi to jinda reh sakta hai. Kisi paise wale patient ko ek kidney bech dunga, bahot paise aa jayenge. Fir ek kidney, fir ek aankh, aise karke sara sareer bech dunga mai.

    Ganjapan Kaise Door Kare: Baal Ugane Ke Ayurvedic Upay in Hindi

    Purushon mein ganjepan ke liye mail harmon ko jimedaar mana gaya hai. Shayad yahi vajah hai mahilao mein ganjapan bahut hi kam hota hai.

    Yaha is leekh mein hum aapko ganjapan door karne ke khaas ayurvedic aur gharelu nuskhe bata rahe hai jiske paryog se ganjapan door hoga aur iske asar ko kam kar sakenge. Agar aap hair loss ke in desi aur ayurveda ke upchaaro ko ganja hone se pehle kar le to aap apne baalo ko majabut karke ganjepan ko rok bhi sakte hai. Pyaaj: Ganjepan se nijaat paane mein pyaaj bhut faydemand hai. Ek bada pyaaj lekar uske 2 hisse kar le. Ab sir ke jis hisse se baal ud gaye hai waha par aadhe pyaaj ko 5 minute tak ragde.

    Pyaaj ke ras se baalo ko bhut fayda hota hai. Aisa lagataar kuch dino tak karne se baal jhadne band ho jayenge aur saath hi naye baal fir se ugane lagenge. Methi aur Dahi: Ganjepan ke gharelu upchaar mein methi bahut hi faydemand saabit hui hai.

    Methee ko ek raat paani mein bhigone ke baad subh ise dahi mein mila kar paist taiyaar kar le. Ab nahane se 1 ghanta pehle methi aur dahi ke paist ko baalo ki jado mein lagaye. Aisa karne se baalo ki jado mein maujood russi dandruff kam hogi aur sir ki tavacha mein nami aayegi. Methee mein nikotinik acid aur protein paya jaata hai jo baalo ki jado mein poshan pahunchane ke sath sath baalo ko lamba bhi karta hai.

    Jane Baalo se Russi Nikalne ke Upay 3. Hare Dhaniye Ka Paist: Hare dhaniye ka paist bana kar sir ke us hisse mein lagaiye jahan se aapke baal ud gaye hai. Aisa lagataar 1 mahine tak karne se ude hue baal fir se ugne shuru ho jayenge. Mulethi aur Kesar: Mulethi ko pees kar isme thodi maatra mein doodh aur kesar mila kar paist tayaar kar le. Ab is paist ko raat ko sone se pehle sir par laga le. Subah uth kar baalo ko halka shampu kar le. Aisa karne se dhere-dhere ganjapan door ho jayega.

    Udad Ki Daal Ka Paist: Bina chhilake wali udad daal ko ubaal kar pees le aur raat ko sone se pehle is leep ko balon ki jado mein lagaiye. Aisa lagatar kuch dino tak karne se baal dobara ugne lagate hai aur ganjapan kam ho jata hai. Kela aur Nembu: Ek kele ke gude mein nembu ke ras ko ache se pees le.

    Ab is paist ko sir par lagane se baalo ke jhadne ki samasya kam hoti hai aur ude hue baal fir se ugne lagte hai. Ganjapan ke ayurvedic upchaar mein nariyal tel, badaam tel, jaitun tel aur anwla ka tel kafi faydemand hota hai. Aap inme se kisi bhi tel se har dusare din sir ki achi tarah se maalish kare.

    Maalish karne se pehle tel ko thoda garm kar le jisse sir mein tel achi tarah se samaa sake. Neem ki pattiyo aur aamle ke churan ko paani mein ek saath daal kar ubaal le aur is paani se hafte mein kam se kam 2 baar sir ko dhoye. Jada namak nahi khana chahiye. Jada namak khane se ganjapan jaldi aa jaata hai.

    Ek chamach peesa hua namak aur 1 chammach kaali mirch ko 5 chamach nariyal tel mein mila kar ganjepan wali jagah par lagane se jald hi baal ugne shuru ho jaate hai.

    Agar aapke baal udate ho to baalo mein neem ka tel lagaye. Neem ka tel lagane se baalo ki jade majaboot hoti hai aur baalo ka udna kam ho jata hai. Agar aap aamla ke fayde jante hai to aap jante honge ki aamle ka paryog kar ke ganjepan se kaise nijaat paye. Aamla baalo ke liye bahut hi acha maana jaata hai. Aamle ke gude aur nembu ke ras ko mila kar ise raat ko sir par achi tarah lagaye fir subah shaimpoo se sir dho le.

    Agar sir par beech beech mein kai jagaho se baal gayab ho jaaye aur ganjepan ka paich ban jaye to us jagah par din mein 2 — 3 baar nembu ragadte rehne se baal dubara ugne shuru ho jaate hai.

    Kalaunjee ko pees kar use paani mein mila le. Is kalaunji mile paani se sir ko kuch dino tak achi tarah se dhone se baal jhadte nahi hai aur sath hi naye baal dhere dheere ugane lagte hai. Aagar aapke parivaar mein dusare log bhi ganjepan ke shikaar hai matlab ye samasya peedhi dar peedhi chalti aa rhi hai to khane mein lehasun ka jada se jada prayog kare.

    Thodi si mulethi ko doodh mein pees kar usme 1 chutaki kesar daal kar uska paist banaye. Ab is paist ko raat mein sote samay sir par laga kar so jaye aur subah uth kar sir dho le. Ise hafte mein 4 baar 3 mahine tak karne se hair loss ki samasya door hoti hai.

    Raju- Iske muh me paidayishi supaari hai, ye totla hai. Chote- Ae kya tutul-putul. Shyam- Wo aap kya bol rahe ho samajh me nahi aa raha hai, wo kya hai niche subtitle bhi nahi hai na. Chote- Ae toop, taamne te dawaab deta hai tu. Baburao- Ye chinese bolta hai, hum log chinese khata hai baba, samajhta nahi hai. Chote- Beet laat de. Baburao- 20 laat? Chote- Abe beet laat de. Baburao- Kaisa isko laat marega re baba. Raju- Mere ko bahut jor se bathroom aya hai.

    Unknown- Ghar ja ke karna. Raju- Nahi ghar tak nahi jaunga mera nikal jayega please, Mai yaha kar leta hun gatar me, samjha karo mera kidney kharab hai. Baburao- Raju tera ko kidney ka bimari hai, tu bola nahi re baba mere ko. Shyam- Bhai shahab jane do isko nahi to yahi kar dega, kidney kharab hai uska. Unknown- Bhaag gaya to. Raju- Bhaagega kyo mai, mera kya dimaak kharab hai. Ye dono hai na tumhare saath, mai bhaagega nahi. Baburao- Ye kya humko girvi rakhega re tu.

    Unknown- Haan thik hai jaldi ja.

    Phir Hera Pheri Movie Dialogues

    Baburao- Sala pesaab ke liye girvi rakhta hai humko. Ye baba kidney ka bimari bahut bura re, din me 10 baar pani piyo 20 baar jao, aadha jindagi sala bathroom me hi chala jata hai re. Unknown- Ae wo wapas kyo nahi aya re, kahi bhaag to nahi gaya wo? Shyam- Mere ko to lagta hai uske kidney me heart attack ho gaya hoga, gir gaya hoga kahi, mai usko utha ke leke ata hun. Unknown- Tu wapas nahi aya to.

    Ahkaam – E – Mayyat-01- se -100

    Shyam- Arre mai kaise bhagega, kaahe ko bhagega, babu bhaiya hai na apke paas girvi. Baburao- kya, mere ko kya gale ka mangalshutra samjha hai girvi rakh ke jata hai, wo pesab ke liye girvi rakhega tu heart attack ke liye, kya samjha hai, ae baba ye bhaag jayega.

    Unknown- Ae tum dono bhi jao re iske saath me. Shyam- Mai leke ata hun usko. Baburao- Ae baba time bahut kharab aa gaya hai re, pehle heart me hota tha heart attack ab kidney me bhi heart attack hota hai.

    Unknown- Ye log aaye kyun nahi re abhi tak. Baburao- Abhi meri bari hai mai jake dekh ke ata hai. Unknown- Ae chup, edda samjha hai kya, tu idhar hi baith, hum dono dekh ke ate hain. Baburao- Ae gunda bhai, idhar aao, ye gadi lock kaun karega baba, khula nahi chodne ka, mai bhaag gaya to.

    Unknown- Haan thik hai thik hai. Baburao- Ye kya sala khidki to khula hi rakh ke gaya hai re. Kya gunda banega re tu. Shyam- Babu bhaiya jaldi aao. Neem ki pattiyo aur aamle ke churan ko paani mein ek saath daal kar ubaal le aur is paani se hafte mein kam se kam 2 baar sir ko dhoye.

    Jada namak nahi khana chahiye. Jada namak khane se ganjapan jaldi aa jaata hai. Ek chamach peesa hua namak aur 1 chammach kaali mirch ko 5 chamach nariyal tel mein mila kar ganjepan wali jagah par lagane se jald hi baal ugne shuru ho jaate hai.

    Agar aapke baal udate ho to baalo mein neem ka tel lagaye. Neem ka tel lagane se baalo ki jade majaboot hoti hai aur baalo ka udna kam ho jata hai. Agar aap aamla ke fayde jante hai to aap jante honge ki aamle ka paryog kar ke ganjepan se kaise nijaat paye. Aamla baalo ke liye bahut hi acha maana jaata hai. Aamle ke gude aur nembu ke ras ko mila kar ise raat ko sir par achi tarah lagaye fir subah shaimpoo se sir dho le. Agar sir par beech beech mein kai jagaho se baal gayab ho jaaye aur ganjepan ka paich ban jaye to us jagah par din mein 2 — 3 baar nembu ragadte rehne se baal dubara ugne shuru ho jaate hai.

    Kalaunjee ko pees kar use paani mein mila le. Is kalaunji mile paani se sir ko kuch dino tak achi tarah se dhone se baal jhadte nahi hai aur sath hi naye baal dhere dheere ugane lagte hai.

    MAYYIT KO GHUSL KA TAREEQA

    Aagar aapke parivaar mein dusare log bhi ganjepan ke shikaar hai matlab ye samasya peedhi dar peedhi chalti aa rhi hai to khane mein lehasun ka jada se jada prayog kare. Thodi si mulethi ko doodh mein pees kar usme 1 chutaki kesar daal kar uska paist banaye. Translation: Hazrat Umme Salmah R Z kahti hain ki: Rasulullah S A W ke zamane me nifaas wali aurten 40 din tak baithi rahti thin, yani namazroza wagaira nahi kari thin.

    Ghusl Me Kitne Farz hai? Ghusl 3 farz hain: 1 Kulli karna.

    Cousin Ki Jam Kar Chudai Ki

    Translation: Hazrat Aisha R Z kahti hain ki: nabi kareem S A W jab Ghusl e Janabat karte to sab se pahle apne hatho ko dhote, us ke baad right hand se pani dalte aur left hand se apne private part ko dhote, us ke baad wazu karte the jaise namaz ke liye wazu kiya jata hai, us ke baad pani daal kar balon ki jaron tak pahonchate, us ke baad apne sar par 3 baar pani dalte, us ke baad pure badan par pani dalte, aur aakhir me pair dhulte.

    Bukhari:Muslim: Hadees Ka Matlab Aap S A W ke ghusl ka tarika jo hadees me aaya hai us me wah sari baten aa gayi hain jo ghusl me zaruri hain for example: Kulli karna, naak me pani dalna, pure badan pe pani dalna, us ke elawa hadees me jo chizen aap ne ghusl se pahle ki hain wah sab sunnat hain, hum ko bhi usi tarah ghusl karna chahiye.

    Masla: Ghusl ke baad agar koyi fauran namaz padhna chahe ya Quran padhna chahe to padh sakta hai us ke liye ghusl wala wazu kafi ho jaye ga. Masla: Ghusl karne ke baad agar yah maloom ho jaye ki mere jism ka koyi part abhi nahi bhiga hai to ghusl phir se ghusl karna pade ga.


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